imagine.

Dec 22

• grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
• me: not in this economy

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actualcannibal:

actualcannibal:

wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up

ok wow my url definitely makes this problematic

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Sep 16

• person: you're blocking the view.
• me: i am the view.

Aug 19

heyfunniest:

i replaced my family pictures with kanye and my dad hasn’t noticed 

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